Deeply Disturbing Things

Prison Baby

Episode 53: Prison Baby 
 
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!
 
Lockdown in full force this episode!!! Join Naomi on Macie on the wild ride this episode full of brainwashing, scary alone games, and prison stories from our special guest...... Macie's Mom Kathy- who yes, was also a prison guard! 
All via Zoom and calling into our own show! 
*Disclaimer if you choose to do any of Naomi's weird "alone" games and you get hurt... it's not our fault*

Redneck Bidet

Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!
 
This week we talk about COVID-19 and try to explore some options to help out. Naomi brings the topic of Ouija boards back from our childhood memories.
Macie finds ways that history repeats itself by exploring Polio in the 1950s and the impact it had on our country. 
This and more, until next time...

GooBook

Episode 51: GooBook
 
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!
This week Macie shares about child pageants and deeply disturbing parents. 
Naomi explores the jobs people have who have to view social media horrors to filter out traumatizing content. They clean out the Goobook for everyone else :(.
We also have a special guest, Jennifer!!! Jennifer shares about childhood fears caused by silly things adults tell them. 
Until Next Time!

Protect Your Soft Parts

Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things and our 50th Episode!!
 
We had a live audience this week and got share two mysteries with our fans! Double the fun!! Naomi shared a recent and startling disappearance of two children in Idaho. 7-year-old Joshua “JJ” Vallow and 17-year-old Tylee Ryan -- have been missing since September 2019. Their mother Lori Vallow only states "no comment" when asked about her missing children. Where are the F******* children and why have so many people died around this lady!???!
 
Macie shares the disturbing deaths of 9 advanced skiers who were found in odd and unusual circumstances, known as the Dyatlov Pass Incident. This occured in 1959, and to this day has not been solved. Many theories exist...my vote is on government conspiracy...what about you??  
 
 

Balloon Boy

Episode 49: 
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!
This week Naomi share about Balloon Boy and the mysterious hoax...or was it?
Macie talks "Real Vampires " for a bit to explore the culture behind the fangs. Yes, fang smiths are a thing.
Until Next time...

The Not-So-Lucky Rabbit's Foot

Episode 49: The Not-So-Lucky Rabbit's Foot
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!
This week Macie shares about Spokane home-grown serial killer Robert Yates who killed at least 13 people and was not shy about it. Also learn about those creepy little rabbit feet you used to have as a kid, hung on your bag, and probably touched on your face. 
 
Naomi Shares about the tragic story of a teen Kendrick Johnson who was found dead mysteriously upside down in a gym mat. They ruled it an accident...but does the shoe fit? 
Until next time....

$$Worth More Dead Than Alive$$

Episode 47: $Worth More Dead Than Alive$
 
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!
This week Naomi cuts deep by exploring the dark world of the organ black market, where your worth more dead than alive. Macie shares about a traumatizing flight and then talks about locked-in syndrome a pseudocoma where you can feel, think, and experience everything...but you can only move your eyes. Don't blink or you might this and more!
See you next week,
until next time...
Naomi and Macie

Tamagotchya

Episode 46: Tamagotchya
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!
This week Macie gets some booty, pirate booty that is, and explores the haunting of Blackbeard's headless ghost. Naomi get scientific as she discusses the possibilities of alternate realities where we are all jsut simulations. Don't forget to feed you Tamagotchi, it might be you next time!
Until Next Time, 
M&N

Bamboozled!

Episode 45: Bamboozled!
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things! 
This week Naomi outlines the outrageously high murder rates of women who identify as transgender and gender non-conforming. Macie explores tricks of the trade for pick pocketing and the dangers of getting pooped on by birds in Amsterdam. 
Join us for this and more in next weeks livecast on Monday night at 7pm Pacific time!
Xoxo
M&N

The Shitty P.I.

Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!
"I'm Macie, and I'm Naomi, and we are two professional counselors who are here to share some deeply disturbing stories with you! We like to dive into the creepy, gross, and horrifying and share things we don't know about before we air. Never scripted and never altered, get ready for some raw lady talk". 
This week: Naomi explores the death of Kurt Cobain, a grunge icon, and the reputation of a shitty Private Investigator. Macie looks into the Idaho local avalanche that killed 3 and shares the real risk involved with outdoor winter sports. 
Until next time...
M&N

First in, Last Out

Episode 43: First in, Last Out
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!
This week Macie checks into the perils of head damage in the NFL. Naomi explores how to freeze yourself so you can become a human popsicle!!....or maybe some version of yourself once you get thawed, but there will definitely be distant relatives you don't care about seeing your naked body... and what do you live another lifespan and freeze again? Or is it one try and your done? I don't know, so many questions...... How does freezing a head work really?!
All that and more, dive into the vortex.
Until Next Time...
-M&N

Sinspirational

Episode 42: Sinspirational
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!
This week Naomi brings special guest Sarah, a counselor, who chimes in about Macie's topic on Catholicism and abuses within the church towards women and children. Naomi gets techy with bitcoin and shares about Facebook's plan of world domination. All this and more! Download, share, and follow!
Until next time...

Consent to Click

Episode 41: Consent to Click
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!
This week Macie gets clarity by diving into the world of crystal healing. Naomi shares about Incels a portmanteau of "involuntary celibates" (for a second time, but yes this time is better)! We also find out we both watched Don't F**k with Cats on Netflix, pretty messed up Sh*t.
Until next time!

Flock of Sheeple

Episode 40: Flock of Sheeple
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things! This week our special guest shares about a Washington State prison digging up remains of people and burying them in a mass grave. This caused the ghost story our special guest shares during his time as a guard in the state penitentiary. Naomi shares the power of the masses and how this power can be used to manipulate and guide people with subversive content. 
 
Until next time...

Hold Your Tampon High

Episode 39: Hold Your Tampon High
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!! This week special roller derby OG, Booty, joins as Naomi discusses the triggering history of the word and label "hysteria". Macie shares about the Confession Killer a man who falsely accused himself, yes himself, of over 100 murders. 
Until Next Time...

The Dancing Plague

Episode 38- The Dancing Plague
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things!
Naomi provides a history lesson on mental health diagnosis of gender and sexual orientation as well as a traumatizing dive into conversion therapy. Macie shares about a plague of dancing, choreomania, where people around 1518 spontaneously began dancing and did not stop, often until they died. 
Until Next Time....
 
 

Spiders in Paradise

Episode 36: Spiders in Paradise
Welcome to this week's Deeply Disturbing Things! Naomi shares about a government goat-man who haunts romantic teens. Macie learns about "blood" diamonds and the damage to miners and their communities. Don't forget the moistness and soggy bottoms!
Listen to us live each week, download, and share with a friend you really like! This is a show for friends who can take a joke, kick back, and be honest with each other. All others need not apply. 
Until next time...

Leisure Pants

Episode 35:
 
This week Macie exposes Dr. Phil and his shady narcissistic, unethical, and chauvinistic business practices that are ENTERTAINMENT, not helping people. Then, Naomi gets deep in a real flat way as she dives into "flat earthers" and their theory on the earth being like a Lazy-Susan. That and more on this week's Deeply Disturbing Things!
 
Until Next Time... 

Bootleg Bitters

Episode 34: Bootleg Bitters
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things! 
This week Macie gets her hands pooped on and thinks about mass extinction. Naomi shares the stories of "comfort women" who were sold as sex slaves to the Japanese Imperial Army before and during World War II. We also received our first ever official fan mail with a gift of Bootleg Bitters and USPS secret juice!!
Until next time...
 
Catch us Live on Monday evenings 7:10 pm Pacific standard time

I'm half Asian so I can say that

Episode 33 version 2.0
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things,
Thanks for joining us live last night for our first ever live podcast (that worked)! Since we live casted we can now post early, we are very excited about this. Macie shares the disgustingness that is fast fake food and how you probably should just skip that burger, fries, and a coke. Naomi shares the horrifying memory and trauma surrounding The Station fire from 2003 where 100 people died. I (Macie) watched the video after the podcast for the first time and I am requesting our fans do not go and watch it, it is awful .... I cried. Take our word for it, it was horrible to the most extreme sense of the word. The building caught on fire from pyrotechnics while the band Great White played on stage, it quickly transitioned to rocking out to panic and fearing for their lives within minutes. 
Listen in for more details and check us out next week live Monday at 7:00 Pacific time. 
Until next time...

Touch the Numb Chin

Episode 32: Touch the Numb Chin
 
Welcome back to Deeply Disturbing Things! It's been two weeks since we recorded last and we are happy to be back. We have Jess, a super special guest, who shares about the unsolved mysterious disappearance of a woman and her child form her hometown. Macie shares her wisdom tooth pain and Naomi's laptop died! All that and more, come check it out!!
 
Until next time....

Albert Fish's Pickled Monkeys and Peewees

Episode 31: Albert Fish's Pickled Monkeys and Peewees
This week Macie and Naomi try video recording, don't worry it failed mostly. This week we explore a twisted boogeyman Albert Fish- a serial killer, rapist, and cannibal. Hear the truly messed up letters he wrote to a victim's mother and to his attorney. Did you know that sound can kill?! It can also make you poop yourself, we give that shot and much more on this week's episode. Listen in, Share, and Comment!!
Until next time...

The Poltergeist Curse

Woohoo Episode 30!!
Welcome to Deeply Disturbing Things, this week we identify the fact that Macie knows vey little about most things. This includes Poltergeist, the very famous movies that everyone knows about. Naomi shares the mysterious deaths surrounding the actors of the films, known as the Poltergeist Curse. Macie shares why you should respect your elders and not to blindly trust elderly care facilities with your loved ones. 
Join us next week for our first ever video recorded podcast!
Until next time...
 

Rainbow Connection

Episode 29: Rainbow Connection
 
This week Naomi teaches us about the infamous Overton Bridge, aka the doggie suicide bridge, and explores if the dogs jump due to weasel cats or fairies....something like that. Macie found the true horrible truths about your favorite childhood nursery rhymes. Not so innocent.... Dang Bloody Mary!
 
Until next time...

Rumpology

Episode 28- Rumpology
This week on Deeply Disturbing Things we palm read your butt cheek. Learn from the past experiences of your left cheek while exploring the curves and lines of your future right cheek. What's that butt crack... a tornado is coming?! Alright storm chasers, get in the car and ...***CRASH***oops. Learn about the perils of storm chasing and how to not end up like the poor cow in Twister or just an idiot in a car crash blocking the real scientists. 
Until next time...

Freeze Dried Fido

Episode 27: Freeze Dried Fido
In this truly disturbing episode, Naomi shares one of the largest unsolved mysteries in Australia, the Somerton Man. The body of this man was found on Somerton beach during the Cold War. His clothing tags tags cut off and a piece of paper in his pocket that read amám shud, meaning "ended" or "finished". Macie gets real gross in her discovery of freeze-dried pets; when people just can't seem to let go of Fido. 
Until Next Time...

Prison, It's a Riot.

Episode 26: Prison, It's a Riot!
oh...dad jokes.... 
We have a special guest this week, Scott who was a prison guard for over 20 years in a US Correctional facility in Washington State. He shares disgusting and deeply disturbing prison stories only a guard could tell. Broken hearts in prison lead to broken privates. Naomi tries to entice us into a satanic cult with logic. How dare she!.... but the swag is pretty rad and the recruitment video is terrifying. Sounds like a good time to me!
Join us, Follow, like and Listen!
Until Next Time...
 

Nasty Nassar

Episode 25: Nasty Nassar
This week Macie shares about the US Gymnastics failure to protect the women athletes from predators like Larry Nassar. Naomi shares experiences from another world in a different part of the world. Eye witnesses from a children's school share their stories with a real life Tokoloshe. Naomi does math this episode as well, quite impressive! 
Until Next Time...

Tomfoolery

Episode 24: Tomfoolery
Thinking about doing something nice for your neighbors... think twice! Listen to this episode to see how Naomi's attempt to be neighborly went horribly wrong. Macie explores the dangerous world of painting your nails and Naomi shares the bond between man and his tigers teeth with the wondrous world of Siegfried and Roy. Listen in this week, share, and comment!
Until next time...

Kiss and Tell

Episode 23: Kiss and Tell
Did you know there are 500-1000 different types of bacteria in your mouth and that around 100-200 species may live in them at any given time? Wanna make out?? Macie explores the mystery of kissing this week and Naomi also shares some horror stories.... Earmuffs, you know who you are! Naomi found the AHole responsible for island sex crimes and a new eugenics movement- Jeffrey Epstein used finders fee for collecting a network of underage victims for sexual exploitation. Oh ya and he was friends with Trump, Clinton, and more! 
Listen in, learn more, share with your friends, and leave comments!
Until next time...
 

Burn Your Journal

Episode 22: Burn Your Journal
This week Naomi shares how poetry/music can be used against you in a murder case, careful what you say! She also makes a clear case why burning your journal is probably for the best (this is hard for us to admit as counselors). Macie goes deep into the dangerous world of spelunking aka cave diving. If you want to possibly die during a hobby this may be the past time for you! 
Until next time...

Cute Cleanup

Episode 21: Cute Cleanup
This week Macie crushes it...well not the apple...but crushes her dreams of crushing an apple. She also shares the very deeply sad story of teenage girl who was murdered and had photos spread across the internet for clicks and subs. The internet fights back in a Cute Cleanup! Naomi becomes a hefty sex worker and practices her call girl voice. She also shares about a girl and how she inspired change in policy towards the treatment of missing indigenous women across Canada and the Unites States. 
Until next time...
 

Homey Don't Ya Know Me?!

Episode 20: Homey Don't Ya Know Me?!
Happy 20th Episode Deeply Disturbing Things!
This is our first Live Podcast! Naomi connects Macie's horrible Norovirus with modern-day exorcisms. Learn how to become an official exorcist, Vatican approved! Macie gets out of this world when she finds the Facebook Event to storm Area 51 and explores the conspiracies that make people wonder what's inside.
Until Next Time!

Aokigahara

Episode 19: Aokigahara (Sea of Trees- The infamous Suicide Forest)
Welcome to the Vortex!
This week Macie steps into the Aokigahara Forest in Japan (translation: Sea of Trees), but best known as the Suicide Forest where on average 100 people complete suicide every year. The forest is so lush and dense it can sometimes take years to find remains. Naomi gets futuristic by exploring how AI is built right into sex dolls for an interactive experience. We discuss how AI has implications for ethics, abuse, and just plain weirdness. 
We got new recording equipment and boy oh boy it is great, enjoy the quality folks. We did it for you!
Until Next Time.....
 
 
 
 
 

Stupid Things for Less

Episode 18:
This episode you can see if you have what it takes to be a champion hotdog eater or a famous Youtuber! We also have a special guest Cece who shares about castration, come join the fun!
Join us in the 100-degree attic as we try a new location, with new gear, an ice pack, creaking chairs, and a panting dog. The set-up was twice as much work, took three times as long, and was hotter than heck! A better option is on the way for next week for sure!...and yes I know there is mic noise... will be fixed next week. We always learn something new, that is for sure.
Enjoy XXooXXoo

All Fish Talk

Episode 17: All Fish Talk
What a doozy in store for you this week! We kept in our initial brainstorming about our first ever Live Show Friday, July 19th from 7-9pm. Come Join Us! Follow us on Facebook to see the event page.
This week our Special Special guest Jeremy is very kind to two buzzed and very challenging therapists and shares about parasites. Macie dives into the disturbing lack of knowledge, awareness, and respect of the Deaf community throughout history and by some even today. Naomi brings in chilling tales of the Andes Mountains and the worst decision anyone would ever have to make (Yes, Naomi...I would eat you if I had to). 
Enjoy XOXO

Smell The Rabbit Hole

Episode: 16
I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date! Just kidding totally posted on time this week. 
This week we follow Lewis Carroll down the rabbit hole to explore the REAL Alice...and their very close relationship. Macie then dives into Global Warming and the very real and serious impact that is occurring as we speak. 
Enjoy. 

45 Creepy Steps

Episode 15: This week our special guest is.......drum roll..... ourselves!! This week Naomi shares about the not so 1000 secret steps in Spokane's own graveyard for the Elk's Brotherhood. We discuss our confusion about daytime ghosts or the lack of. Macie shares the history of the Pride Parade and outlines a portion of the violence against LGBTQ persons in America. Tune in next week to see if Macie got Naomi sick! 

Snip the Dickey

Episode 14: Welcome to the train station! Join in to hear a majestic background of trains and the soothing voice of our special guest, Cornbuns (Buns...because it's easier to yell). Naomi and Macie sink into the background to give credit to the Buns, a true Taurus. Macie shares that she has no real idea who the Unabomber was and Tart shared that doing a podcast is better than a hole in the head quite literally. Buns quizzes us for chocolate and shares childhood fears of the terrestrial kind. This podcast got really iffy when Naomi had to resist the urge to Snip the Dickey. 
Enjoy Friends

Welcome to the Freak Show

Episode 13: We have special guest Chelsea who shares a chilling experience where she has her evidence to prove she was literally touched and marked by a spirit. Also this episode, Naomi confesses to be an anti-vaxxer and Macie scolds her publicly. Special BONUS!! This episode contains a portion of the lost episode recasted showing the unique world of Freaks.

The Swine House

Episode 12: Join us this week with Special Guest Paul sharing a moderately disturbing story! Naomi digs out the toxic waste on a truly disturbing-truth that lays in the backyard of Yakima, the Hanford Nuclear site. Macie reels in a Nigerian Prince and shares ways to protect from a broken heart and an empty bank account. Comment, spread the word, and share your deeply disturbing story with us on the air! Message for more info!

Pool Shark

Episode 11:
This week Naomi dives into the depths of real shark attacks that inspired the Jaws movie. Sidebar- Macie is terrified of Sharks... this is a fun one. Macie looks into the facts and figures behind state and federal executions in the U.S. and the terrifying truth about Lethal Injection. We also have a special guest Andi Borges (AKA GIRR) who shares a real life very deeply disturbing story that is still a cold case in Spokane today! Help solve the case!

HypnoFurry

Episode 10:
Macie and Naomi are joined by a special guest Cyre to share deeply disturbing stories in this special tenth episode! We explore the world of Furries and how the internet slowly ruins everything. We then try to hypnotize ourselves and spend the rest of the podcast in a trance. Enjoy. 

Tough Titties

Episode: 9
Macie (although it breaks her heart to do so) vents about Game of Thrones...because the new episodes have crickets as main characters. Macie and Naomi enter the Dark web and decide to start a billionaire dentist cult. Naomi shares about... a word I don't know how to spell... but don't worry if you listen to the end you get to hear her explain the noise they make. Your welcome Tart

Spaghettification

Episode: 8
This week Naomi and Macie talk about the newly photographed blackhole and the conspiracy theories that keep Naomi up at night. Macie shares the disturbing world of teen bullying and the long-term impact screen time can have on children. If you want to know how to see the back of your own head, this is the episode for you!
I deeply apologize for the lost episode 8 and to Lisa our special guest for that episode- Lisa you are a rockstar. Sigh... Another one bites the dust. Learning Curve. XOXO Macie 
Listen in, share your stories on our facebook or Podbean page, and follow us for new episodes and shenanigans.

HoneyMoon

Episode 7: HoneyMoon
This week Naomi and Macie dive into the execution by electric chair of a George Stinney JR in 1944, he died at the age of 14, when he was sentenced by an all white jury in less than 10 minutes. Then we answer the age old question...Why would someone cut off their own penis? Could it be religion, passion, jealous rage.....?!?!? No...it was drugs and lots of them. Real mysteries and more on the honeymoon episode!
BONUS- Listen in after the end music for a Naomi and Macie heart to heart. 
Parental Advisory Warning 

The Thrill of the Chase

Episode 6: The Thrill of the Chase
This week Naomi and Macie go on a wild adventure exploring the mystery behind the greatest treasure hunt of all time. The best thing is that the treasure has still not been found. Look at your own risk however, this journey has killed many. Macie clowns around and sees both sides of the joyful and sometimes sinister clowning industry. 
Until next time,
Enjoy the Thrill of the Chase!
Naomi & Macie

Don't Stab

 
Episode 5:    Don't Stab!
This week Naomi wants to warm up a cold case about the not-so-well-known serial killer, The Doodler. Macie triggers Naomi's deep flying anxiety by making it 100X worse, like a good friend would.
 
Don't forget to give your feedback on where you think we should fly and record a super special podcast from! yes, this is purely to watch Naomi squirm in action. 
 
and please...don't stab people. It's mean. We don't condone it. 
Later-
Macie and Naomi 
 
 

The Golden Glove Boxer

Episode 4:
 
 The Golden Glove Boxer 
Trust us, you don't have time waste. Listen now!
Episode 4: This episode we have on a very special guest who shares a deeply disturbing prison story about a Golden Glove Boxer. Naomi and Macie find out generational differences in Michael Jackson persuasion-invasion.
If you think this should be episode 5 you're right. Macie procrastinated and managed to delete it forever. RIP OG Episode 4, you were shamelessly replaced (I didn't like you anyways). 
-Make Good Choices-
Naomi & Macie
 

Big Bold and Jammy

Episode 3: This week we turned up the volume and dived into the Ted Bundy Tapes, missions to Mars, and experiments gone wrong. We drink wine from a can and Naomi answers my phone, all that excitement and more!
 
Check it out, subscribe, and share to your friends.
 
Thanks for listening to Deeply Disturbing Things,
Naomi & Macie